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"How I Met Your Mother" Murtaugh (TV Episode 2009)
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Barney tries to do all the items on Ted's "I'm too old for this stuff" list while Marshall's over-competitive side comes out when he coaches Lily's kindergarten basketball team.Barney tries to do all the items on Ted's "I'm too old for this stuff" list while Marshall's over-competitive side comes out when he coaches Lily's kindergarten basketball team.Barney tries to do all the items on Ted's "I'm too old for this stuff" list while Marshall's over-competitive side comes out when he coaches Lily's kindergarten basketball team.![]()
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- Carter Bays
- Craig Thomas
- Joe Kelly(executive story editor)
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- Josh Radnor
- Jason Segel
- Cobie Smulders
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- Carter Bays
- Craig Thomas
- Joe Kelly(executive story editor)
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- Josh Radnor
- Jason Segel
- Cobie Smulders
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Josh Radnor
Jason Segel
Cobie Smulders
Neil Patrick Harris
Alyson Hannigan
Robert Wisdom
Bill Fagerbakke
- Marvin Eriksen Sr.
Andrew Astor
Brian Patrick Collins
Kaela Elmido
Justin Lawrence
Charlie Stewart
Alex Bennett
Beau Bowden
- St. Ann's Basketball Player #4
- (uncredited)
Desiree Brajevich
Matthew Cuen
- Basketball Kindergardener
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Danny Glover
- Roger Murtaugh
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Barney Stinson: If you did all the things on this list, I would call that a fun weekend.
Ted Mosby: Are you kidding? If you did all the things on the list, you'd be dead. That's not a chall...
Barney Stinson: Challenge accepted! For the next 24 hours, I will do everything on this list. If I do, Ted will come with me and TP the laser tag.
Ted Mosby: And if you can't?
Barney Stinson: I will listen to you talk about architecture for three hours.
Ted Mosby: Agreed. Robin, will you do the honors?
Robin Scherbatsky: [Holds Ted's and Barney's arms as they shake hands] Gentlemen's agreement!
Barney Stinson: Okay, chumps, let's do this. Barneeey ah-Stinsonnn!
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Ted and Barney challenge each other to things they are too old and too young to do, respectively.
Marshall helps Lily coach kindergarten basketball.
Contents
- 1 Recap
- 2 Continuity
- 3 Future References (Contains Spoilers)
- 4 Gallery
- 5 Memorable Quotes
- 6 Notes and Trivia
- 6.1 Goofs and Errors
- 6.2 Allusions and Outside References
- 6.3 Music
- 6.4 Other Notes
- 6.5 The Murtaugh List
- 6.6 Robin's List
- 7 Guests
- 8 Reception
- 9 References
- 10 External links
Recap
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The episode begins with Barney recalling the events of the previous night to the rest of the gang, in which he is accused of being too rough during laser tag by the game's owner.
He then reveals plans to break into the laser tag arena and throw toilet paper everywhere. He is shown arguing with the owner in a parody of a scene often used in crime shows. Ted brushes it off, informing Barney that he is too old for laser tag. Ted then reveals "The Murtaugh List", a reference to the Roger Murtaugh character from the Lethal Weapon series, whose signature phrase is "I'm too old for this shit". Throughout the episode the narrator Ted replaces the word "shit" with "stuff" as he retells the story to his children. Ted's use of the list is to keep a record of the things he believes he has become too old to do anymore. Barney accepts Ted's revealing of the list as a challenge, and makes a bet with him that he can perform every item on the list within the following 24 hours. If he cannot, he will spend three hours listening to Ted talk about architecture, an idea so horrible even the thought of it causes him to twitch involuntarily.
Meanwhile, Marshall has taken on the role of coaching Lily's kindergarten's basketball team.
He is extremely aggressive in training the children, doing such things as forcing them to run and throwing basketballs at them when they don't conform to his standards. A flashback shows his father relentlessly training Marshall, yelling at him aggressively. Lily is shocked by this, as her usual training tactics involve playing a guitar and allowing the children to do whatever they like.
Barney continues to try to perform every action on the Murtaugh List, contracting an ear infection and spinal injuries in the process, from self-ear-piercing and sleeping on a futon, respectively. During a conversation with Robin, Ted reveals that he would prefer being older to being younger. Upon hearing this, Robin and Barney make Ted his own list of things he would do when he was older. Another bet is made between him and Barney to see who can complete their respective lists first, thus introducing the "gentleman's agreement".
Lily grows tired of Marshall's over competitive coaching and tells him off - fearing he will be father as he is a coach - forcing him to be less like his father and go easier on the children.
During the game, they lose without scoring a single point, but Marshall realizes the value in playing for fun and makes good with Lily.
After being drugged at a rave, Barney is finally forced to accept the reality that he is growing older and gives Ted the victory. Having re-watched the complete Lethal Weapon series and Ted realizes that Murtaugh still did the things he claimed he was too old for, and decides that he has more to live for than waiting to grow older. He agrees to accompany Barney in covering the laser tag arena with toilet paper, despite winning the bet. Ted, Robin, and Barney are discovered by the laser tag arena owner, who pretends to be accepting of the situation before going to call the police and he walks away.
Continuity
- Barney declares "Challenge Accepted" on completing Ted's list, despite listing several things in Stuff that the gang is too old to do.
- Marshall and Lily have a telepathic conversation.
- Future Ted censors Roger Murtaugh's catchphrase by saying "stuff" instead.
- Marshall having a large head, previously mentioned in Miracles and Not a Father's Day, is brought up again, when a flashback reveals Marshall's father mocked him for it while putting him through a grueling basketball training.
Future References (Contains Spoilers)
- Barney was banned from the laser tag place, but he is seen playing laser tag again in later episodes.
- He could have joined another laser tag place.
Gallery
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Barney after getting banned from laser tag.
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Lily disapproves of Marshall's strict training routine for her kindergarten basketball team.
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Barney and Ted bet on whether Barney can complete the Murtaugh List.
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Marshall disapproves of Lily's relaxed training routine for her kindergarten basketball team.
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Barney completes an item on the Murtaugh List; doing shots with strangers.
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Barney completes an item on the Murtaugh List; go to a rave.
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His team's huge loss has made Marshall over-exaggerate the opposing team's size and skills.
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Marshall over exaggerating that there is a "Teen Wolf" on the courts
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Ted destroys Barney's List and agrees to TP laser tag with him.
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Ted and Barney TP laser tag.
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Barney with a beer bong.
- For a listing of all images on the wiki tagged as being from this episode, see Category:Murtaugh images.
Memorable Quotes
| Lily: | At tomorrow's game, if you're anything less than a teddy-bear stuffed with cotton-candy and rainbows, I will silent-treatment your ass into the ground. You will think the time I found your internet search history was a freakin' picnic. |
| Robin: | A Gentleman's agreement! |
| Barney and Ted: | Huzzah! |
| McCraken: | Your way is totally stupid Stinson! Son you have been a pain in my ass but damn it if this ain't some of the finest TP work I've ever seen. You're reinstated effective immediately. |
| Barney: | Really?! |
| McCraken: | Hell, no! I'm calling the police! Grown-ass man with pink hair throwing toilet paper. You've got to be kidding me, I'm too old for this - |
| Future Ted: | Stuff. He said stuff. |
- —McCraken is the owner of the lazer tag club, and is scolding Barney the way the police chief on Lethal Weapon scolds Riggs and Murtaugh.
Notes and Trivia
Goofs and Errors
- After Barney and Robin return from the rave, Ted says he found some Russian beer in the basement. The beer is Švyturys Ekstra Draught, a Lithuanian beer. It may be just a confusion, since Lithuania and Russia were part of the same country, USSR, until 1991.
- When the game owner scolds Barney for the second time at laser tag, he was seen stepping on a kid. A few seconds later, after the camera went back to Barney, the kid was already gone.
- The kid could have run away during that time.
- When Ted is listing some examples from the Murtaugh list he says that one is doing an all-nighter however Barney sets himself 24 hours to complete the list. Barney then has to 'crash on a friends futon for the night' and it is shown that Barney woke up on the futon which suggested that he did not complete that part of the Murtaugh list.
- However, in Aldrin Justice, when Barney first sleeps with Marshall's professor, he exclaims that he pulled an all-nighter.
- After telling Lily the backstory attributing his aggressive coaching style to his father, Marshall says "I totally gotta call that guy", implying he hasn't spoken with him in a while. However, it's established later in the Season 6 episode Big Days that Marshall talks to his dad daily. However, this may be just a reminder to call him thay day.
- Ted states that he watched Lethal Weapon 1 - 3 and half of 4 when he couldn't sleep at 8pm.
Earlier in the episode we see one of the challenges is to be up at 4am. Lethal Weapon 1 - 3 and half of 4 is just under 7 hours. If he watched the movies at 8pm but got up at 4am, this would give him less than 1 hour of sleep, making it highly unlikely he could get up at 4am wide awake. - However, the task is to be up, not to get up, so he could have stayed awake instead of going to sleep. Alternatively, by drinking coffee or other stimulants, he may be wide awake at 4:30am, which is when Barney and Robin ring him.
Allusions and Outside References
- The title is a reference to Roger Murtaugh, Danny Glover's character in the Lethal Weapon film series.
- Barney yells "Barney Stinson" before entering the bathroom, a parody of the internet famous Leeroy Jenkins war cry.
- Lily's pep talk to Marshall to not be strict on the kids is a reference to the scene of Jessep being interrogated by Kaffee, Wienberg and Galloway from A Few Good Men.
- During the kindergarten basketball game, Ted mentions that Marshall's subsequent retelling of the events became more ridiculous each time. At first, the opposing team consisted of grown men, but Marshall's retelling grew to include a werewolf player. The flashback then includes several shots of the wolfman slam dunking the basketball, as an homage to Teen Wolf.
- The laser tag manager gives Barney one last chance but warns him he will be playing Duck Hunt if he doesn't behave. Duck Hunt is a video game from Nintendo that uses a light gun.
Music
Other Notes
- When Barney gets warned that he will be banned from laser tag if he goes on playing so aggressively, one can read on the whiteboard behind him that he holds all the records.
- The reason they had a telepathic conversation in this episode is because Alyson Hannigan had laryngitis and could not talk.
- Throughout the episode, Alyson Hannigan has something in front of her stomach to hide her pregnancy.
[1] - Cobie Smulders is also pregnant during this episode. Her baby bump can be seen as well as she is also always covering her stomach like co-star Alyson Hannigan. One can see it even more clearly in the next episode, Mosbius Designs.
The Murtaugh List
The Murtaugh List was a list Ted created around the time he turned thirty. It was a list of things he felt he was too old to do, as a reminder to never attempt to do anything on the list. It's named after Roger Murtaugh, Danny Glover's character in the Lethal Weapon film series, due to Murtaugh's line "I'm too old for this shit". Barney and Ted make a deal that if Barney can do everything on the Murtaugh List in the next twenty-four hours, Ted has to TP the laser tag place with Barney. If he can't, Barney has to listen to Ted talk about Architecture for three hours. Below is a list of all the items on the Murtaugh List that are recited during the episode.
- Pull an all nighter.
- Eat an entire pizza in one sitting.
- Hang posters on your wall without frames.
- Get ear pierced.
- Do laundry at Mom's house.
- Crash on a friend's futon instead of getting a hotel room.
- Put off going to the doctor.
- Drinking shots with strangers.
- Leave an annoying two-person message on your answering machine.
- Help someone move out of a six-floor walk up in exchange for pizza and beer.
- Dye your hair a funny color.
- Go to a rave.
- Beer bong.
Robin's List
In response to Ted's Murtaugh List, Robin creates her own list of things that Ted is too young to do. Ted and Barney agree that if Ted can't finish Robin's List before Barney can finish the Murtaugh List, Ted will TP the laser tag place with Barney, and buy the toilet paper. If Barney doesn't finish the Murtaugh List first, Barney has to listen to Ted talk about Architecture for six hours, and he can't do anything on the Murtaugh List ever again.
Below is a list of all the items on Robin's List that are recited during the episode.
- Colonoscopy.
- Have sex with an old lady
- Put on reading glasses.
- Yell at neighborhood kids.
- Wake up at 4 am.
- Take forever to answer the phone.
- Go to bed at 8 pm.
- Eat dinner at 4 pm.
Guests
- Charlie Stewart - Kenny
- Robert Wisdom - McCraken
- Bill Fagerbakke - Marvin Eriksen Sr.
- Andrew Astor - Addison
- Brian Patrick Collins - Teen Wolf
- Kaela Elmido - Girl
- Justin Lawrence - Ryan
- Labrandon Shead - Basketball Player
Reception
- The AV Club rated the episode giving it a B grade.[2]
- Michelle Zoromski of IGN gave the episode 9 out of 10.[3]
- Cindy McLennan of Television Without Pity rated the episode with a grade A-.[4]
- The St. Petersburg Comic Review gave this episode 7 out of 10 stars.
"...'you're banned for life...' "
References
- ↑ http://featuresblogs.chicagotribune.com/entertainment_tv/2009/04/how-i-met-your-mother-cbs-alyson-hannigan.html
- ↑ http://www.avclub.com/articles/murtaugh,25964/
- ↑ http://tv.ign.com/articles/968/968319p1.html
- ↑ http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/how_i_met_your_mother/murtaugh_1.php
External links
- Murtaugh at the Internet Movie Database
- Murtaugh at TV.com
- Murtaugh at the English Wikipedia
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8 things we will remember - Moscow 24, 04/01/2014
April 01, 2014, 14:45
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On March 31, an entire era on the American CBS TV channel ended for thousands of viewers aired the final episode of How I Met Your Mother.
Will we remember for years when and under what circumstances Ted finally stumbled upon the love of his life? Hardly. In the hearts of the viewers, the "Bro Code", interventions and the exclamation "legen [wait, wait] darn" will rather remain. M24.ru recalls "Mama" and those moments, jokes and themes that have migrated to the audience's "use".
How I Met Your Mother ran for nine years. This is a flashback story of a group of friends (Ted, Barney, Robin, Marshall and Lily) who fall in love, break up, look for a job, hang out in a bar, and, of course, dream about the future. Events unfold in our time, but the grown-up Ted tells about them to his children in 2030. As you might guess, an extensive and detailed account of youth is tied to the question of how Ted managed to meet his beloved wife.
The Olive Theory
Ted came up with the olive theory: A couple is harmonious if one member loves olives and the other hates them. It is built on observations of Lily and Marshall, whose relationship is close to ideal. Lily likes olives, but Marshall doesn't eat them, so these guys are very good for each other.
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However, in fact, Marshall likes olives, so the theory - alas - is not consistent. But Ted doesn't know about it.
Ted
A dreamy romantic who is looking for his love. Despite the fact that he is often unlucky, he sincerely believes that happiness is somewhere nearby. We just have to wait a bit...
Marshall
Marshall is a lawyer. His dream is to protect nature, but, alas, they pay little for this. She and Lily have been dating since college and are therefore each other's only ones.
Lily
In her youth, Lily dreamed of becoming an artist, but in the end she went to work as a kindergarten teacher.
However, towards the end of the series, her dreams begin to slowly come true: she goes to work for the benefit of art.
"High five from above!"
Barney Stinson loves to high-five everyone. He does this for almost any reason, and the main feature of the branded "five" is that it always has a special name: it can be five from above (for joyful occasions), a dull five from below (if something sad happened), five out of pity, as well as various other "five".
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- Reverse High Five Guys! Look, we high-five, then we get a little awkward, and then we high-five again.
Barney
"Legen [wait, wait] darling!"
Perhaps Stinson's trademark "It was legen [wait, wait] gift" is the best invention of the creators of the series. There is nothing more to add here.
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- It will be legen [wait, and I hope you like the first part of this word, because the second will be…] darn!
Barney
Barney
Barney is a pickup truck guru, woman lover and costume fanatic.
Even his pajamas are a thin silk suit with a tie.
It's usually the ladies who get attached to Barney, not the other way around, but he's also had several serious relationships. One of them is with Robin.
Robin
Robin is a Canadian journalist and the daughter of a man who really wanted a son. In her youth, she was pop star and Canadian teen idol Robin Sparkles. She strenuously concealed this fact from her friends until the moment when the secret became clear, and a video of one of her performances fell into Barney's hands.
When Ted met Robin, mutual sympathy arose between them, but the guy spoiled everything: after the first date, he confessed his love to his new acquaintance. The story, of course, has just begun - throughout the series, Robin and Ted either meet, then part, then converge again. No less complicated relationship with Robin and Barney.
Slap Argument
One day Barney lost to Marshall in a slap bet - he made the wrong guess about Robin's "dark" past, which she carefully tried to hide.
Barney thought she was doing porn and Robin was really just a Canadian teen idol. The winner of the dispute got the right to hit the loser on the cheek five times, and at any - even the most unexpected - time.
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The topic of slapping was stretched out for more than one episode, or even ten. To hit Barney on the cheek, Marshall chose especially reverent and controversial moments: his performance on the theater stage or Thanksgiving, for example.
- Slap bet! We used to do that when I was a kid... Whoever turns out to be right slaps the other one in the face as hard as he can.
Marshall
"Challenge accepted!"
Another typical Barney phrase is "Challenge accepted!". Barney always takes on a challenge, whether it's an offer to hang out like an 18 year old for days on end, meet a girl by talking like a little kid, or get a hottie's phone while wearing a girl's dress.
In general, Barney can do anything.
- You won't do that. She is almost 50 years old!
- Is she good?
- Well, yes, good.
- Marshall, I've thought it over. Challenge accepted!
Marshall and Barney
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By the way, the "Challenge accepted!" Borrowed from the series "Friends". True, in "Mom" she is slightly "finished off".
There's an episode of Friends where Chandler and Joe argue with Rachel and Monica that boys know girls better than girls know boys. In this episode, Ross loudly announces that "Challenge accepted!".
Friendly interventions
As soon as one of the members of the company began to behave too strangely, wear crazy things or overdo it with some kind of hobby, the rest of the intervention forced him to stop. The weapon was a large banner with the inscription "Intervention", near which the "victim" was explained in detail what was wrong with her.
An extremely useful thing for large and small companies, by the way.
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Sometimes the interventions got too serious - for example, Lily, Marshall, Barney and Robin arranged an intervention for Ted when they decided that he should not marry his girlfriend Stella.
Bro Code and Playbook
Bro Code and Playbook invented by Barney. A set of rules for the behavior of bros and a collection of scripts with which a costume lover "hooked chicks" can be obtained by everyone today - the creators of the series released both books on the wave of success of the idea.
Book covers
"Bro Code"
Bro Code: Article 26 Until a Bro has a couple of kids, he shouldn't wear a cell phone on his jeans belt clip.
Bro Code: Article 27. A Bro never takes his shirt off in front of his Bros, except at the beach and in the pool.
Bro Code: Article 150 It is not permissible for a Bro to sleep with an ex Bro.
Violating this principle is worse than killing a Bro.
Playbook
The Playbook has detailed descriptions of such pick-up scenarios as "Orphan Girl" (you need to pretend to be an orphan and arouse pity in the "victim"), "I will serve in the Marine Corps" (the need for a second date is instantly cut off) , "European" (should speak with a strong accent) and various others.
The sound of breaking glass
Everyone has habits that annoy others. But sometimes, even if you communicate with a person on a daily basis, some of his little minuses go unnoticed for you. In one of the episodes of "Mom" a very plausible effect is shown: when someone "disappoints" you in another person, it is as if you hear the sound of breaking glass, after which you can no longer perceive the actions of this very person in the old way. In other words, after the glass has broken, all you do is pay attention to that little flaw that you didn’t notice at all before.
In the episode about the sound of breaking glass, Ted tells Marshall that Lily eats too loudly, Lily opens Robin's eyes to the fact that Ted is always correcting everyone, Robin notices that Marshall is always singing about everything he does. It also turns out that Robin herself overuses the word "literally", and Barney likes to exclaim in a too high voice.
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Russian viewers will learn about how the story of romantic Ted, who sincerely believes in true love, ended in about a week - when the final episode will be released in voice acting. Those who are especially impatient can watch the episode in the original today. However, no matter what the writers have prepared, "How I Met Your Mother" will still remain a "legen [wait, wait] gift" series.
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Department of Information Technology - Siberian State Institute of Water Transport
Currently, the Navigation Department is one of the leading and oldest departments of the Omsk Command River School named after Captain V.
I. Evdokimov. The department begins its history from the day the school was founded, from the distant 1920. At that time, it was called the Vocational School of Water Transport, then the Omsk Water Transport College, the first director and head of the navigation specialty was Ivan Alexandrovich Bovin, a graduate of the Rybinsk River School, an experienced captain, a competent specialist, an intelligent person.
The first graduation of cadets took place in 1923. Of the 15 people who graduated from school, nine were navigators. The competition at the department was always high, there were many people who wanted to get the profession of a navigator, this is also due to the romance of the profession and the active development of the river fleet in the region.
Navigation practices have been organized since 1922 on the training ships "Vityaz" and "Baikal". The captain was invariably I.A. Bovin.
Over the years, the department was headed by experienced mentors Efremov V.
A., Lukin A.P., Shcherban A.V., Nikulin S.N., Nigmatulin I.G., Andreev K.G., Zhukov V.N. and many others.
From 2005 to the present day, the head of the department is a graduate of NGAVT 2001 V.V. Greeniemeer. Vladimir Valeryevich comes from a family of rivermen, spent his youth in the Navy, so the choice of profession was obvious. After graduating from school in Pavlodar, he entered the Novosibirsk Academy of Water Transport and at the same time studied at the Omsk Command River School named after Captain Evdokimov V.I. So the young and promising teacher stayed at the school. For almost 14 years, Vladimir Valeryevich has been the head of the Navigation Department. Since January 2017, in connection with the optimization of the departments by the Department of Navigation and EVVP, which provides training in the following specialties: 26.02.03 Navigation and 26.02.01 Operation of inland waterways. Among the cadets Grinimeer V.V. enjoys great prestige and respect. Cadets and graduates always seek both advice and help.
From the beginning of the founding of the school, the navigational department was graduated by such outstanding personalities as Admiral of the Fleet A.E. Eagle, Vice Admiral V.F. Dorogin, writer A.P. Tokarev, artists and captains A.D. Surgutskov, P.D. Surgutskov, P.A. Tyshkevich, V.P. Semenenko, the legendary captain V.I. Evdokimov, who received the USSR State Prize for piloting ships in the Arctic seas, the former director of the Irtysh Shipping Company I.I. Yanovsky, former director of the school, now a teacher of special disciplines Kiselev M.P., former director of the IRP S.V. Nikulin, former director of the Yenisei Shipping Company, writer I.A. Bulava, former head of the river navigation inspection of the Ob-Irtysh basin N.I. Lankov, sea captain, honored worker of transport Yu.I. Shulman and many others, true professionals in their field and honored people.
The Department of Navigation provides training of highly qualified command personnel with secondary specialized education for the river and sea fleet of the country with a specialty "Navigation".
Professional training of specialists is carried out using modern equipment, which is equipped with offices and laboratories of the department, and, of course, simulators. Simulator training occupies a special place in the training of navigators. The department has installed: a visual simulator for the control and maneuvering of the ship by TRANSASMARINE, a simulator for the global communications and distress signal transmission system (GMDSS).
Since 2017, the school has been training navigators of in-depth training with a training period of 5 years, with the qualification "Senior navigator technician".
Training and education of future specialists is carried out by a large team of teachers, most of whom have the highest qualification category, working diplomas of captains and navigators.
In recent years, they have developed and published dozens of textbooks, according to which cadets are trained.
Among the first teachers of the department were V.
I. Bobylev teacher of shipbuilding, D.A. Bogdanov teacher of navigation and ship practice, S.N. Kravkov teacher of ship theory, B.V. Klyubakin navigation teacher, G.M. Balitser teacher of literature, teacher of technical mechanics B.F. Linkevich, teacher of history E.S. Yusha, teacher of economics A.P. Korabelshchikova, B.D. Kvasnikova teacher of the device of the vessel, N.F. Shvein, teacher of navigation, A.A. Bukin is an ICE teacher.
Today, the department employs experienced, highly qualified teachers such as: Dudareva I.V. teacher of chemistry, natural - scientific disciplines in the school at the department for more than 40 years. Teachers with more than 20 years of experience Korzukhina L.G. proves to the cadets that one cannot do without mathematics in the profession of a navigator, Sysoeva N.G. computer science teacher. Physical education has always occupied and occupies a special place in the school, under the guidance of Gornastalev D.I. our guys win prizes at various levels, become candidates for the master of sports in athletics, weightlifting, kettlebell lifting.
Teachers of special disciplines: Gosparevich Yu.A. former director of the Omsk fleet base, former deputy director for SPO, now a teacher of interdisciplinary courses "Motorist", "Helmsman", in 2009year, after 45 years since graduating from the river school, he returned to his native educational institution. “I had to understand the intricacies of the educational process, and the vast experience of working in the Navy allows us to give not only theoretical knowledge,” says Yuri Alekseevich. There is no need to talk about the love and respect of the cadets for their teacher: they are happy to run to pairs, stay after the bell to talk longer.
The discipline "Management and operation of the ship" is taught by Zherdev V.A., a graduate of the PKVIMU with a degree in "Marine Navigation", he came to the school in 2000 as the head of the TSS laboratory. Valery Anatolyevich worked for many years on fishing vessels as the 3rd, 2nd mate, and now he is passing on his rich experience to a large generation of future captains.
Grobov A.V. a teacher with a long work experience, both in the school and in production. Alexander Viktorovich was a captain-mechanic in the Omsk river port, and since 2005 he has been teaching special disciplines: “Navigation on the waterway” and “Theory of the vessel structure”.
Dyshkant VK, teacher of the discipline "Technology of transportation of goods", "Metrology and standardization" has been working at the school since 1992, first as a laboratory assistant, and then since 1993 as a teacher of special disciplines at the Department of Inland Waterways. Like many specialists, Valentina Kirillovna worked for many years in production as a 2nd assistant mechanic for electrical equipment at the Omsk Shipyard.
Teachers Borisenko G.V. and Kalugina S.A. are leading specialists in the specialty Operation of inland waterways. Galina Vladimirovna and Svetlana Anatolyevna are themselves graduates of the Department of GDP, now they share their knowledge and experience gained in production with cadets, and as experience shows, they get a return, many cadets and cadets graduated with honors.
Galina Vladimirovna at one time worked in the Omsk technical section in the Ruslovaya survey party as a senior technician, then in 2005 she began to work at the school as a dispatcher of the educational unit, simultaneously teaching special disciplines. In 2013 she was transferred to the position of a teacher, since 2015 she has been a promising, responsible chairman of the CMC "Ship-mechanical and hydraulic disciplines". Borisenko G.V. never rests on his laurels constantly engaged in self-education.
A significant contribution to the education and development of the department was made by Kalugina S.A., having experience as a technician in the RIP in the Salekhard technical section, a sailor of the 2nd class of the dredge "Irtyshsky 528", RIP-17 equipment in the ORVPiS. JV SPO, teaches Fundamentals of Geodesy, Hydraulics, Dredging and other special disciplines, head of hydrological and hydrotechnical practice. Svetlana Anatolyevna is not only an experienced teacher, but also a mentor since 2003, she has trained 6 groups of grateful specialists who have found their application in river fleet organizations.
As mentioned earlier, in 2017, the two departments "Navigation" and "Operation of inland waterways" were merged. The EVVP department existed independently from 1972 to 2002. The department "Operation of Inland Waterways" (formerly "Waterways of Communication") was founded at the school in 1972 at the request of the Irtysh Basin Administration of the Way, headed by the head of Strelchenya Oleg Mikhailovich. At that time, deposits of oil and gas were discovered in the Tyumen North. Since it was possible to get to them only along the rivers Nadym, Pur, Taz, Kazym, Agan, etc., it was necessary to prepare these rivers for navigation. Their development required large design and survey work. And who is the pioneer on the rivers? Of course, hydraulic engineering. It is they who study the life of the river, its character, features, draw up maps, deepen, expand and ensure navigation on it.
The first head of the department was Ponomarev Pavel Stepanovich. Under his leadership, enthusiasts - teachers Koltunova Tamara Alekseevna, Lazarev Albert Danilovich and laboratory assistant Makarov Gennady Ignatievich created the base of the department.
Today the department trains specialists of a wide profile who gain knowledge in applied geodesy, learn to conduct water surveys and hydraulics, navigation conditions, arrangement of technical fleet ships, automation and electrical equipment of ships, complex track works (dredging, straightening, trawling).
A lot of time is devoted to the study of the main ship power engines, knowledge is given on the implementation of ship repair work, on navigation. All this makes it possible for graduates to work at construction sites, in riverbed survey parties, on sailboats, as trackmasters, part-time captains, commanders-mechanics in the dredging fleet.
In the year of foundation, two groups studied at the department. The first class teachers were Koltunova T.A. and Razdorskaya L.A. These teachers with their sensitive sympathetic heart conquered the souls of their pupils. From 19In 1976 Boris Dmitrievich Baklashov became the head of the department. Grebenev Viktor Kuzmich dedicated a lot of energy and energy to the department, who for many years headed the disciplinary commission of the school and left a mark in the memory of staff and cadets as a very benevolent person.
All teachers of the department were specialists - production workers who had worked in the Navy for more than a dozen years.
Rempel Arnold Ivanovich and Nuora Arnold Davydovich graduated from their laboratory more than one generation of mechanics, who the school is rightfully proud of. From 1990, the department was headed by N.I. Motovicheva. From the founding of the department to the present day, more than 1000 waterway technicians have graduated. Among the graduates there are soldiers-internationalists - Kutsy Boris, Gubal Valery were awarded the Order of the Red Star. Killed in Afghanistan Korolev Viktor.
There are graduates who were awarded medals and orders for the development of the North. Among them are dredger commanders Klyat Nikolay, Skabul Vladimir, Myakshin Nikolay and others. An important role in the education of young professionals is played by class teachers who love children and live the life of their pupils. Such class teachers were Koltunova T.
